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Indefinite list of people whom I find cool and uncool on NG.

Posted by Drake - June 13th, 2011


Indefinite being it will be updated over time, and lists are currently incomplete.


NOTE: Certain people can fall into multiple categories. Lists are also in no particular order.


COOL PEOPLE!

Addict - Is nice to people.

Rucklo - Rather lulzy at moderating but still efficient at it.

Space-Whale - A rather memorable name with a memorable personality!

BlakeMo - Even with piss in his lemon drank, he is nice & witty.

Tateos - An 08 user with good taste and good jokes. Somewhat inactive, but still cool.

CosmicDeath - Illustrated Timmy's epic beard.

Luis - Everybody's favorite Hispanic staff member that travels to exotic locations.

Timmy - Epicly bearded and well-mannered.

Alchemist94 - Knows a joke when he sees it.

EyeLovePoozy - A firm, yet respectable person both on and off the BBS.

Gagsy - Best female UK user on the BBS. Actually, best female user on NG period.

TheJamoke - Newgrounds' Photoshop King.

Gobblemeister - He's so uncool that he's cool.

Coop - I forgot why he's cool.

Bahamut - Everyone's favorite dragon.

TehSlapHappy - Everybody hates Slappy. But they love his rap.

Rig - THE Audio Mod! Also makes music for games.

Rooster - Everybody's favorite cock!

HeavyMetalGuy - Cool guy.

Chronamut - Newgrounds' resident bear lover.

EvilJesus - [classified]

Evark - One of the more friendly, laid back mods.

Bees - Makes fun of furries and takes a lot of hate. Also raps with Slappy.

FatKidWitAJetPak - Wanna buy a watch?

Shauna - Third most awesomest female user of Newgrounds.

Gooch - Tainted, apparently, but one of the better former mods.

FUNKbrs - Pope of Hate and psychobilly band member.

BrokenPaw - LOVABLE FURRY PICTURE-POSTING FURFAG.

JadeTheAssassin - She fucks ninjas. Second coolest woman on NG.

SteelChair - Lovable rascal takes my hate and condenses it into tacos to eat.

DevourerJay - One of the handful of sorta older users who isn't a douchebag.

Strength - You should've grabbed his cock.

Ragnarokia - Posts yaoi and doesn't afraid of anything.

Grub-Xer0 - Everyone's favorite black user.

Drony - Drony the brony who will occasionally post a picture of a pony.


Uncool people! Hsssss!

FireWOLF109 - Not the brightest person on the BBS.

towellyfan - Looked like a jackass a number of times. At least he's improving.

Gobblemeister - He's so cool that he's uncool.

Bees - I dunno why he's here.

YouLostTheGame - She lost her coolness when she left. Good times were had until then.

BananaBreadMuffin - Former Nazi mod. I miss when he was crazy with that stuff.

Jon - wreckages was better.

SteelChair - Lame-ass.

Rage - Formerly RageVI. Cool until "VI" was removed from his username.


Pending

Jedi-Master

Scout's mom


Cocks.


Comments

:c

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Incomplete list.

Also get on AIM.

Eh, I don't really care about how people think of me to be honest... and in my defence for what you said, would an idiot draw out desighns for two inventions and get nothing but A's and B's.

Also, for the EyeLovePoozy part, he may have his moments where people would want to hate him, but I can see how he would be a respectable person now and then... He's just trying to make the BBS a better place for the users that don't break the rules.

'kay.

I don't see my name.
And that hurts my feelings.

I'll update it soon, k?

<3

Fuck yeah!
Everyone's favourite cock.

Can i be on the uncool list for blinding you?

No, because slime girls is good compared to what I would have linked had I no decency.

Yay I made the cut :3

Lol my posts are usually unbiased or mean, not nice. But I'll take witty :D

Of course you're cool. Taking piss in your lemon drank and still being nice is pretty cool.

Ohay, I am not included. :3

fffffffff-

Why'd you change your name from ChocEliteBar to Drake? I couldn't find you for awhile

Because I suck.

What's your steam name bro.

Gentleman D

NO DON'T WORRY! I WILL JUST HANG MYSELF WITH TWIZZLERS! SO I CAN NOM ON THEM AND NOT EVEN NOTICE I AM ABOUT TO DIE!

lol what

Oh well I enjoy the taste of lukewarm urine :3

I hope it doesn't dilute the lemon taste too much.

bummer. have a facebook?

put me on that list btw.

No I don't. I have various reasons.

Can't be assed to right now.

Pleasure pretzel

Pleasure pastel.

You think I am neither cool nor uncool :(

I DISAGREE.

fabutt

Is you!

:3

I miss Gooch, he's never on :(

Gooch was a good user. We'll miss him so... until he finds time for NG again.